Borny the Horny Boy, had always wanted a snail like the one from SPongebob SquarePants, Gary. But, snails are not really known to breathe under water, so to speak. until, Borny The Horny Boy went to the Pet store in Philly. "Welcome to Hell".said the cashier. "How may I be of service? Do you want me to suck the venom off of your dick!!??!?". Said the cashier. Borny The Horny Boy didnt answer, so he proceeded to leave without the snail of his dreams. "Yo whaddup My Idiot, wanna buy some Crack!? Im in love with the coco, And I hope you are too." Borny didnt Answer again, and Kicked himself in the groin.